TheMysticDragon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Appointment]

Amazing But..

Sound is very unclear. Also the text is a little to fast, but thats beyond the point. Had to watch it twice to realize that the guy was a grim reaper and to hear everything they said.

I'll write it so other people can read clearly:

Guy: Im here for Baxter Powell.
Baxter: Under what circumstances?
Guy: Grave.
Baxter: I'm afraid I'm in a loss.
Guy: Your contract is expired.
Baxter: Hold it!
Baxter: I have no time for this.
Guy: Nothing. You have nothing.
Baxter: Your joking..?
Guy: A full pocketbook cannot replace an empty heart.
Baxter: Am I going to die?
Guy: Going? And what does he who has no lived have to fear in death?
Baxter: I can change.
Guy: It's too late. You are late. Let's go.

SketchMichaels responds:

Heh... thanks for the translation, I guess. :) I made the text so you'd basically pick up on his name and the "damned." But I guess I didn't get that across; everyone seems to want to read the whole thing, even though the rest is filler.


Trial and error, trial and error. I appreciate the review.

[DE_dust]

Amazing Flash

Awesome flash, but CS still sucks donkey balls.. Most people will disagree, but heres a tip for you. Go buy a M67 frag grenade. Play CS pull the pin on that and hold it for half an hour. Then go outside with your grenade and do the same. Once you say OMG CS sucks it'll be too late :)

[Madness Avenger]

Noooooooooooooooo

I actually cried.. For me that two seconds lasted a minute... He... couldn't have...

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

[The Real Legend]

NEW VOICES SUCK ASS

Wow.. I loved this thing before, now I come back to see Navi lose her Mexicanish style voice, Ganadorf lose 30 years in voice depth, and other stuff fucked up. Did you get like your 6 year old sister to voice over the movie-caliber voices and then save it? Oh well, lets see I'd give it straight tens for the "before" movie but now it deserves about a 9 or 8. Bad judgement mate.

[Klash Of The Titans Part1]

Holy ****

Awesome movie, incredible framerate. Twice as smooth as other movies. I would say about 75 FPS or more? Anyway, everything is PERFECT except the speech.. More fighting less speech :)

[Terminator- Rise of Doug]

LMAO

I dont know if people realize this but it's funny as hell if you look at the smiley face when he is naked and talkign to the guy. He is like gimme your clothes, I look at the face and start cracking up.. Then the cheap blood animation made me fall down :P

FUNNY - (Very hard to make me laugh)

[The Return of Ganondorf]

Its the rage!

I know its the rage! Lmao.. I found both easter eggs :P One of them is DJ LUKE ROCKS THE HOUSE and the other one is CHOCOLATE FACTORY. :P Click alot on ganny the doll at creds, and click on the guy's shirt on creds (kid with flower)