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Recent Movie Reviews

36 Movie Reviews

Unlike the last person..

The last guy that just attempted a review had a stroke, and unfortunately he died. Time of death: 6:06:06.

Anyway, amazing movie, funny as hell, need I say more?

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// This means that it's worth the load.

Wow..

You must of been really REALLY bored.. I'm pretty impressed though.. Imagine what you could do with a paperclip and a peice of paper.. You could like recite the entire 6th symphony..

Movie was alright..

What ever happened to JC Denton? :)

The movie was fine, except that it was a little short and the voices were boofed up.

Recent Game Reviews

13 Game Reviews

Counter-Strike Counter-Strike Counter-Strike

.:[ Ultimate Reviewer v1.0 ]:.

[ Visuals : 6 ]
Stick figures.. Tsk tsk tsk..

[ Sounds : 0 ]
Hey if it wasn't the 20,001st person to use counter-strike sound effects!

[ Interactivity : 2 ]
Discovered several game bugs, such as the ammunition going negative if you hold down the fire button. Beat the entire game without letting go of the fire button.

Another bug is the ability to fire during cutscenes, and that your deliberately dropped refreshments during a cutscene.

[ Violence : 3 ]
60 shots to the head with an m16 and just a line of blood. Need I say more?

[ Humor : 0 ]
Stick figures and counter-strike.. Ha ha.. not..

[ Overall : 5 ]
This game is just another counter-strike rip, but I guess it's prboably worth playing tho whose who still play counter-strike even though it's been extinct since 1996.

[ Bonus for reading my guide ]
You get his shitty little bonus in the game! -
http://members.lycos.co.uk/x227/bonus1.html

[ After-notes ]
I've made 812 movies. Blow me.

My god..

I imagine what swirls in that little head of yours...

Jesus Christ..

You're mental... AUTOPILOT...

Squirrel speeding up to 20,000 MPH...

*Sigh*

Yet another fucking counter-strike imitation.. How many fucking times can you play the same old CRAP over and OVER and OVER.. For fucks sake GROW UP ALREADY..

Jesus.. Even 5 years after an affordable video card is on the market you still play Counter-strike..

skaterguy8888 responds:

man your lame, i wasnt imitating counter strike just by using the CS sounds. if you can tell me what else is like counter strike E-mail me.

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