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SWEET

Dude this is ****ing awesome! Btw I loved the pokemon scene. That made me laugh my ass off so hard I fell off my chair.. They are in a airplane.. DODODODOD... WTF? This isn't pokemon lol... Pickachu appeared! AhhH! LOL!

ParagonX9 responds:

Hahahaa!! Yes, I think it's also pretty original that they encounter a Pokemon (Never saw that before)
Thanks for your Review!
...and owh yeah, sorry if you have some bruises ... :)

Well..

Detailed Review by TheMysticDragon
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Graphics - 3
I gave you a 3 for graphics because well .. since you stated in your movie info they are 'supposed to look like that' I shouldn't really explain anything.

Sound - 0
The worst possible thing you could do is put music in a silent film ESPECIALLY REPEATING music. Don't do it! It annoys people when you try to be funny.

Interactivity - 0
Self-Explanatory

Style - 1
I gave you 1 on style because you can't imagine how many times this has been cliche'd. There are thousands of flash movies that show people killing themselves in black and white.

Violence - 6
A actual good rating in your reviews, even though violence isn't neccesary it's always good to see some. I gave you a 6 because you showed the main character get sliced in half and stuff like that, basically self explains itself if you watch it.

Humour - 3
Hmmm.. What was that again.. Oh yeah.. Silent film + repetitive music = NO HUMOR.

Overall - 3
I think this movie deserved an overall of three because well pretty much read the humour tab..

Go purple dude!

What is the purple stick a fucking athlete that accidently wound up in the "sphere"? I mean come on! 5 TON Anvil drops on him followed by the mashing shit and the spikes... How can you survive that?? Also with the guards.. I felt it was kind of hilarious when the one was telling about the boss. He was like half dead and yet he was still talking. :P I imagine how strong purple stick is to kick his head off in one hit and how fast to avoid all that shit...
Ya need a better storyline :( (This review was a compliment for people that don't want to read all of it.)

YOU ROCK!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!! Germans go crazy when they hear this word.. GANGBANG! (Crazy smiles) LOL!!!!!!!!!

DUDE YOU FUCKING KICK! THIS RULES!!! I LOVE WW2 ESPECIALLY SPOOFS!! (Meaning I like violence not really wars)

Here's some reasons

Graphics - 3
I gave you a three because I am myself a flash animator and I know usually how annoying the sprites can be.
Sound - 1
Don't use repetetive music over and over instead of one steam. Take some time to find some good music and steam throughout a whole part before you do the scene.
Interactivity - 0
Speaks for itself. Didn't interact anyway, so not anyway I can grade it.
Style - 1
I gave you this because you COULD OF made buttons that scroll pages during the text and you didn't. The text was very hard to read and didn't last long enough.
Violence - 0
Uhh... They didn't fight.. Nuff Said..
Humor - 0
(-.-) Nuff said.
Overall - 4
I gave you a overall of 4 because I thought that's what this movie deserves. Even though other people think it needs a 1 they probably never made any flash and never will. Some DO some don't. Im not saying that all people that blam movies aren't flash animators.

Highwind responds:

I like these reviews, they accually make sense and they help me out, thaxs

Nice stuff!

Awesome Movie Guys.. GJ.. But one question.. What does FDA Stand for? I really have to find out.. Thanks, T.M.D (TheMysticDragon)

I would more than promote u to be on TV..

HoOoOoOoOLY SHIT!! DID YOU MAKE THAT? .. I usually never get on my NG account to review sutmhin because im lazy.. BUT HOLY SHIT THIS GOT ME ON AND IM SAY DAMN GREAT MOVIE. HOW IN THE HELL COULD THEY TURN YOU DOWN TO BE ON TV? THIS IS FREAKING GREAT!

Remake it!

All you americans think that All the Things that she says is the real thing. Im russian, that song is translated incorrectly from russian. It actually means when she says : all the things she said the song really goes in russian: I have gone crazy! Im the only one left! Mom Dad Please forgive me! I HAVE GONE CRAZEE!!! In the background she says Ya shazla Suma, Ne usta ne ana! (I have gone crazy).

egaMhcrA responds:

Yes I know that but I thought if i put the russian verison it wouldn't have made it. Sorry

What the hell?

What the fuck is this? No plot, no sense! What was the point of this? Just simple running all around or annoyance?

Cool

Movie was fine, lets skip that and cut to the cheese.. What music was in the video I JUST MUST KNOW! ( The cool techno opera music )

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