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[X227 The Game Retail]

Counter-Strike Counter-Strike Counter-Strike

.:[ Ultimate Reviewer v1.0 ]:.

[ Visuals : 6 ]
Stick figures.. Tsk tsk tsk..

[ Sounds : 0 ]
Hey if it wasn't the 20,001st person to use counter-strike sound effects!

[ Interactivity : 2 ]
Discovered several game bugs, such as the ammunition going negative if you hold down the fire button. Beat the entire game without letting go of the fire button.

Another bug is the ability to fire during cutscenes, and that your deliberately dropped refreshments during a cutscene.

[ Violence : 3 ]
60 shots to the head with an m16 and just a line of blood. Need I say more?

[ Humor : 0 ]
Stick figures and counter-strike.. Ha ha.. not..

[ Overall : 5 ]
This game is just another counter-strike rip, but I guess it's prboably worth playing tho whose who still play counter-strike even though it's been extinct since 1996.

[ Bonus for reading my guide ]
You get his shitty little bonus in the game! -
http://members.lycos.co.uk/x227/bonus1.html

[ After-notes ]
I've made 812 movies. Blow me.

[Squirrel Squash 2]

My god..

I imagine what swirls in that little head of yours...

Jesus Christ..

You're mental... AUTOPILOT...

Squirrel speeding up to 20,000 MPH...

[The Escape II (revised)]

*Sigh*

Yet another fucking counter-strike imitation.. How many fucking times can you play the same old CRAP over and OVER and OVER.. For fucks sake GROW UP ALREADY..

Jesus.. Even 5 years after an affordable video card is on the market you still play Counter-strike..

skaterguy8888 responds:

man your lame, i wasnt imitating counter strike just by using the CS sounds. if you can tell me what else is like counter strike E-mail me.

[Castle Cat 3]

Uhhh...

Can I ask how many times you've been in a mental hospital?

[ultimate flash sonic]

When I say this I say it honestly

Amazing.

[Castle Cat]

Ehhh

Cat with a castle shaped head, jumping idiots on clouds, and knights that walk on clouds.. To top it off Ghostbusters music..

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

[Sticky / Dancing Stickman]

As simon would say it..

Absolutely pathethic. You are just about as gay as DDR itself. In Hell all we do is play DDR until our eye sockets burst out and bodies wreak of excretments. Go suck a dick or better yet go buy a SNES for 2 dollars and play your fucking DDR.

Viva la anti-crappy games. (GO BUY HALO!)

[Camper-Strike]

I really like this game but,

I have counted and i've been officialy bored of counter-strike for 5 years now. (counter strike got its name from counting how many years you have been bored of it.. COUNTER ..)

AvP owns all :)

[TERRAIN: Chapter 2]

Masterpiece but,

That trawl monster really spoiled the game, i couldnt even get past him.. I followed all your instructions, and when he wraps around me he shoots that gas shit, which i cant see where its coming from until it's too late.. Anyway I wish I could get past it.. I tried the trawl monster like 20 - 50 times and still couldnt get past him.. My hand hurts like i was beating it against the wall...

[A FF FlashRPG]

Sweetness

This may make me sound like I have no life but I got to level 98 with cloud and had 32 million exp.. Eh..